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zt:Jenny was not the best student in Sunday School.

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was having a nap:
"Tell me, Jenny, who created the universe?"
She didn't stir, so Mike, a boy in the chair behind her, quickly took a pencil
and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Jenny
And the teacher said, "Very good".
Soon, Jenny was fast asleep again. A while later the teacher asks Jenny:
"Who is our Lord and Saviour?" Once again, Mike pricked her with a pencil.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Jenny.
And the teacher said, "very good."
Soon, a third question comes: "What did Eve say to Adam after she had
her twenty-third child?" And again, Mike jabbed her with the pencil.
Jenny jumped in her seat and shouted:
"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT
IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / zt:Jenny was not the best student in Sunday School. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-12-23 {824} (#9847208@0) +1
    Usually she slept through the class.
    One day the teacher called on her while she was having a nap:
    "Tell me, Jenny, who created the universe?"
    She didn't stir, so Mike, a boy in the chair behind her, quickly took a pencil
    and jabbed her in the rear.
    "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Jenny
    And the teacher said, "Very good".
    Soon, Jenny was fast asleep again. A while later the teacher asks Jenny:
    "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" Once again, Mike pricked her with a pencil.
    "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Jenny.
    And the teacher said, "very good."
    Soon, a third question comes: "What did Eve say to Adam after she had
    her twenty-third child?" And again, Mike jabbed her with the pencil.
    Jenny jumped in her seat and shouted:
    "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT
    IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
    • 谢谢，学了三个新词：jab, prick, arse. -ellen946(艾论); 2015-12-23 (#9847231@0)
      • :) -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-12-23 (#9847236@0)
    • LOL. 我娃的一个好朋友, 一上bio的课就睡觉, 我娃要往她脸上洒水, 她才能醒. -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 (#9847284@0) +1
      • LOL! -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-12-23 (#9847290@0)
    • LOL ~~ 搭单问: 你们的孩子(尤其是TEEN) 睡的够吗? ~~ -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2015-12-23 (#9847298@0)
      • 我跟你说过吧, 到了高中, 孩子睡眠会很不足. -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 (#9847309@0)
        • 每天回家就NAP, 晚上大半夜的做作业, 不睡, 整个一颠倒~~~ :((( -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2015-12-23 (#9847318@0) +1
          • 跟我家的一样一样的：） -mocarly(放下); 2015-12-23 (#9847324@0)
            • 最近和她朋友的父母聊天, 发现都这样, 看来是没治了~~~ -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2015-12-23 (#9847334@0)
        • 上了大学的也一样，不知道他哪来的那么多觉。。。 -mocarly(放下); 2015-12-23 (#9847321@0)
          • 嗯, 大学也是. 活动和课程更重, 对自学的要求更高, 熬夜是常态了. 回来就说要好好补觉和大吃几顿~~~ -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 (#9847429@0)
            • 是的，跟猪一样，除了吃就是睡 LOL -mocarly(放下); 2015-12-23 (#9847437@0)
              • 一样一样的. LOOOL -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 (#9847442@0)
            • 是不是花很多时间打游戏和谈恋爱啊？ -ellen946(艾论); 2015-12-23 (#9847445@0)
              • 我家女娃不打游戏. 很多课外和社团活动和交友, 不一定是男女朋友那种, 花很多时间. -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 (#9847452@0)
          • 大学这样能理解, 功课太紧又多, 可高中就这样我不是不担忧的~~~还是时间管理的不好, 你们当年是怎么处理的? ~~ -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2015-12-23 (#9847449@0)
            • 我家当年高中的时候, 放学回来, 连NAP的时间都没有, 晚上照样熬. 节假日的时候补觉. -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 (#9847457@0)
              • 你的CASE 和我家不一样, 很明显, 孩子作业没那么多, 可每天熬很晚~~ -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2015-12-23 (#9847464@0)
                • 你家这种, 肯定是有作业什么的, 需要和同学一起讨论. 高中有很多group project, 时间不由自己控制的, 总有人拖到最后一秒, 自己没法控制. -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 (#9847579@0)
                  • 唉, 以前是作业来了, 飞快的先做完, 现在是能拖就拖, 你说她, 她都说yeah, i know. 可就是管不住自己的那种~~~ -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2015-12-23 {43} (#9847636@0)
                    玩游戏, 聊天 ~~~还是功课不够紧闹的, 我觉得~
                    • 她是今年申请 -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 {21} (#9847646@0)
                      大学了吧? 有方向了吗?
                      • 还没到时候~~~ -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2015-12-23 {82} (#9847654@0)
                        说到方向, 也是令人头疼, 她的志向都不是我的愿望~~~ 往文走是铁定的, 过多久都变不了~~
                        • 就是到了大学, -followher2(安知鱼); 2015-12-23 {13} (#9847682@0)
                          也还是会变的.

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