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A little old lady and a sack full of $20's 【ZT】

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large trash bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there is money falling out of your bag."
"Oh really?" said the lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for letting me know."
"Well not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it did you?"
"Oh of course not," says the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. It kills the flowers, you know. But then I thought, why not make the best of it.
So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, "OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!"
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "Well good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / A little old lady and a sack full of $20's 【ZT】 +1
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large trash bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
    Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there is money falling out of your bag."
    "Oh really?" said the lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for letting me know."
    "Well not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it did you?"
    "Oh of course not," says the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. It kills the flowers, you know. But then I thought, why not make the best of it.
    So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, "OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!"
    "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "Well good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
    "Not everybody pays."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • learn more languages! 【ZT】 +1
      Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked.
      "Parlez vous Francais?" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man.
      Frustrated, he asks them, "Abla Espanol?" Again, the cops merely shrug.
      The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate with the officers.
      "I keep telling you we should learn more languages!" says one cop to the other.
      "Why?" he responds. "That man knows five, and it didn't get him anywhere."