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Funny and offensive【ZT】

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? Bingo machine.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex, too.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / An old tired dog......【ZT】 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-7-13 {1075} (#9554102@0) +1
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.

    The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves. The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.

    This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."

    The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • I recalled when my kids were very young , going to work and staying in the office = relaxing. -madog(武疯子); 2015-7-13 (#9554112@0) +1
      • Well, according to CAA, going to work and staying in office is a good way to avoid nagging middle age wife. ;-) -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-7-13 (#9554131@0) +1
        • Kids become less demanding when they grow up.. Wife is going in an opposite direction though. -madog(武疯子); 2015-7-13 (#9554140@0) +2
          • ╮（￣▽￣）╭ circle of life
            -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-7-13 (#9554173@0)
      • 怪不得有些人喜欢加班。。。 -ellen649(艾伦); 2015-7-13 (#9554137@0)
        • The nagging wife said, you can run but you can't hide. -madog(武疯子); 2015-7-13 (#9554166@0) +1
          • Exactly!
            -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-7-13 (#9554174@0) +1
      • So true. 每次周一上班的时候觉得在休假了。 -april(april); 2015-7-13 (#9554253@0) +1
    • Funny and offensive【ZT】 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-7-13 {1303} (#9554186@0) +1
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity
      What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
      What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
      Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
      What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
      What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
      What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
      What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? Bingo machine.
      What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
      Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex, too.
      What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
      What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
      Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
      What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • 呵呵。喜欢那个美国南部口音。。。 -ellen649(艾伦); 2015-7-13 (#9554208@0)
        • "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap"... -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-7-13 (#9554211@0)
      • Wow... not many people can handle these truths. -madog(武疯子); 2015-7-13 (#9554220@0) +1
        • Exactly!
          -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-7-13 (#9554230@0) +1
        • 英语看着累眼,尤其在ROLIA -caa(1); 2015-7-13 (#9554231@0)
      • 听故事了 -nocturne(夜游神); 2015-7-13 {85} (#9554240@0)
      • Thanks for the laughs :D -april(april); 2015-7-13 (#9554264@0) +1

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