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Old Armenian joke....

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A scholarly looking man is strolling around with a book under his arm and is noticed by a stranger. The stranger (who is a musician) is curious about the book and approaches the man.
"What is that book you have there?"
"This is a philosophical book, it has taught me many things"
"Well, what have you learned from this book?"
the man, noticing the stranger's dragging a violin case
"For example, do you play the violin?"
The stranger replies "Yes"
"Well then, you must like music"
"Yes"
"Which means you also like clubs"
"Yes, i do"
"Well, when you go to a club, you drink"
"That's correct"
"And when you drink, you enjoy dancing with pretty girls"
"Why yes!"
"So it follows that you are certainly not gay"
"Wow! That's amazing! I'd love to buy that book from you. Name your price!"
So they negotiate terms and the man sells the book to the stranger. So the stranger begins strolling around with the book under his arms. One day he's approached by another. Curiously, he asks "What is that book you're strolling around with?"
"This a philosophical book, it has many things to teach"
"Well, tell me, what have you learned from this book?"
the man with the book thinks for a moment
"Do you play the violin?"
"No, I don't"
"Well then you must be gay"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2015-4-23
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / Old Armenian joke.... -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-4-23 {1270} (#9401711@0) +1
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A scholarly looking man is strolling around with a book under his arm and is noticed by a stranger. The stranger (who is a musician) is curious about the book and approaches the man.
    "What is that book you have there?"
    "This is a philosophical book, it has taught me many things"
    "Well, what have you learned from this book?"
    the man, noticing the stranger's dragging a violin case
    "For example, do you play the violin?"
    The stranger replies "Yes"
    "Well then, you must like music"
    "Yes"
    "Which means you also like clubs"
    "Yes, i do"
    "Well, when you go to a club, you drink"
    "That's correct"
    "And when you drink, you enjoy dancing with pretty girls"
    "Why yes!"
    "So it follows that you are certainly not gay"
    "Wow! That's amazing! I'd love to buy that book from you. Name your price!"
    So they negotiate terms and the man sells the book to the stranger. So the stranger begins strolling around with the book under his arms. One day he's approached by another. Curiously, he asks "What is that book you're strolling around with?"
    "This a philosophical book, it has many things to teach"
    "Well, tell me, what have you learned from this book?"
    the man with the book thinks for a moment
    "Do you play the violin?"
    "No, I don't"
    "Well then you must be gay"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • LOL. Poor musician... -verano(Summer); 2015-4-23 (#9401719@0)
    • huh？ -noobody(水皮); 2015-4-23 (#9401819@0)
      • Have you not laugh about it? then you certainly -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-4-23 {13} (#9401895@0)
        not get it :P
        • is he ill-literate? -noobody(水皮); 2015-4-23 (#9401980@0)
          • no. it's more like cut a corner things. here is another similar one :) -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-4-23 {1128} (#9401988@0)
            本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛邏輯推理
            作者：Koala、呆小嘎x│2013-11-23 14:12:59│贊助：24│人氣：231

            有名大學教授剛搬到新家，正在向隔壁的鄰居Ａ打招呼。

            教授：「你好，我是一名大學教授，在教邏輯推理，我剛搬到你旁邊，請多指教。」

            鄰居Ａ：「你好你好！邏輯推理... 那是甚麼？」

            教授：「嗯.. 我舉個例子好了，我看到你家後院有個狗屋，所以我推論你有養狗。」

            鄰居Ａ：「沒錯。」

            教授：「藉由你有養狗的事實，我推論你有一個家。」

            鄰居Ａ：「是的。」

            教授：「既然你有個家，我猜想你有個老婆。」

            鄰居Ａ：「對。」

            教授：「因為你有個老婆，所以我可以肯定你是個異性戀。」

            鄰居Ａ：「全部正確。哇！原來邏輯推理是這麼厲害的東西啊！」


            （過了幾天，鄰居Ａ遇到了鄰居Ｂ）


            鄰居Ａ：「欸，我跟剛搬來的那個人聊過了。」

            鄰居Ｂ：「哦？是嗎？他人怎麼樣？」

            鄰居Ａ：「他人感覺不錯，是個大學教授，在教邏輯推理。」

            鄰居Ｂ：「嗯？甚麼是邏輯推理啊？」

            鄰居Ａ：「讓我舉個例子給你瞧瞧，我問你，你有沒有狗屋？」

            鄰居Ｂ：「沒有。」

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            鄰居Ａ：「OK，你是同性戀。」更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
            • oh，受达斯捏。 -noobody(水皮); 2015-4-23 (#9401999@0)
              • 系噶 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-4-23 (#9402009@0)

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