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So this black kid was playing in the kitchen right...『ZT』

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛He accidentally knocked a bag of flour off the shelf and it went all over him.
His mom came in the kitchen and he decided to make a joke of it. "Look Mom, I'm white!" he said.
His mom slapped him across the cheek. "I can't believe you just said that boy, go tell your father what you just said."
Surprised and a little hurt, he walked over to his Dad in the TV room and said "Hey look Dad... I'm white!"
When his Dad heard that, he flat out punched the kid. Square in the face. The kid was shocked and confused. The Dad said "Boy that's the worst shit I've ever heard, go and show your grandma what you did and tell her what you said.
So the kid begrudgingly walked upstairs and walked into his Grandma's bedroom. "Hey Grandma look, I'm white..."
...and his Grandma just pummeled him. Relentlessly. So hard that both the kids' parents had came upstairs to break up the beating.
They all stood around him and asked him "Yeah well how do you feel about making that joke now?"
The kid just looked up at them and said "...Well I've only been white for 10 minutes, and I hate all you nixxers already!"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / So this black kid was playing in the kitchen right...『ZT』 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-2-25 {1104} (#9278409@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛He accidentally knocked a bag of flour off the shelf and it went all over him.
    His mom came in the kitchen and he decided to make a joke of it. "Look Mom, I'm white!" he said.
    His mom slapped him across the cheek. "I can't believe you just said that boy, go tell your father what you just said."
    Surprised and a little hurt, he walked over to his Dad in the TV room and said "Hey look Dad... I'm white!"
    When his Dad heard that, he flat out punched the kid. Square in the face. The kid was shocked and confused. The Dad said "Boy that's the worst shit I've ever heard, go and show your grandma what you did and tell her what you said.
    So the kid begrudgingly walked upstairs and walked into his Grandma's bedroom. "Hey Grandma look, I'm white..."
    ...and his Grandma just pummeled him. Relentlessly. So hard that both the kids' parents had came upstairs to break up the beating.
    They all stood around him and asked him "Yeah well how do you feel about making that joke now?"
    The kid just looked up at them and said "...Well I've only been white for 10 minutes, and I hate all you nixxers already!"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Mmm... didn't know that word before. Google does not give me much help either. :( -verano(Summer); 2015-2-27 (#9286348@0)
      • . -noobody(水皮); 2015-2-27 {6} (#9286351@0)
        Nigger
        • I see... Thanks buddy! -verano(Summer); 2015-2-27 (#9286385@0)
          • :) -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-2-27 (#9286514@0)

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