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Really need to learn the second language well.

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Last Updated: 2015-2-1
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / A Joke -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-1-29 {1028} (#9225022@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
    "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

    With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted.
    That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

    "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he's screwing me."

    "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • too short! -icespeeder(Speeder On Ice); 2015-1-29 (#9225097@0)
      • How about this ? 【I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.】 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-1-29 (#9225107@0)
        • I knew you bought your dream car! I just knew it. -icespeeder(Speeder On Ice); 2015-1-29 (#9225117@0)
          • Not yet! :) here is longer one 【One Marine is better than.....】 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-1-29 {1040} (#9225120@0)
            本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters".

            The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

            The voice once again calls out: "One Marine is better than one hundred Isis 'S.O.B.'s'".
            Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

            The voice calls out again: "One Marine is better than a thousand Isis fighters." The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought ... then silence.

            Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his
            commander,

            "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap. There's two of them."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
            • LOL again! -verano(Summer); 2015-1-29 (#9225205@0)
            • 米帝又YY了。 -icespeeder(Speeder On Ice); 2015-1-29 (#9225215@0)
    • A Mormon checks into a motel -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-1-29 {173} (#9225124@0)
      The clerk asks if there was anything else he could do. The Mormon said "Yes, if you could, I'd like the porn disabled". The clerk said "Sorry, we only the regular kind here"
    • LOL. Why so many North American girls think Europe is an attractive place? -verano(Summer); 2015-1-29 (#9225189@0)
      • That's a good question to throw at SkatingCat. -icespeeder(Speeder On Ice); 2015-1-29 (#9225220@0)
    • Really need to learn the second language well. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-2-1 {76} (#9230030@0)

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