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English Joke (xxx) 如果斑竹认为不合适,就删除吧

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the
men say the following...

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then, I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

:-)))))
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  • 工作学习 / English / English Joke (xxx) 如果斑竹认为不合适,就删除吧
    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
    an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
    at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the
    men say the following...

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
    once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
    pee twice. Then, I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
    country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
    I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

    :-)))))
    • :)
    • 好文
    • Hahaha......
    • 太精彩了!好文好文!
    • 续一个: Some things you just can't explain.
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer,

      'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'

      Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

      Man: 'So what happened that is so horrible?'

      Farmer: 'Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over'

      Man: 'That's not so bad, what's the big deal?'

      Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain. '

      Man: 'So then what happened?'

      Farmer: 'I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. '

      Man: 'Again? So what did you do then?'

      Farmer: 'I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. '

      Man: 'And then what.'

      Farmer: 'I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.'

      Man: 'Wow, you must have been pretty upset.'

      Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

      Man: 'So then what did you do?'

      Farmer: 'Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • lol......... It happens??..................i guess.:-))
    • SO SO FUNNY! :-)))))
    • :-DDD
    • :))
    • They are so adorable, hehe
    • 大麻雀儿? 这个名字起得好