本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The Italian man who went to Malta
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One a day, I go to Malta to a big hotel,
in the morning I go down to eat breakfast,
I tell waitress I want two pieces of toast
she brings me only one piece, I tell her
I want two piece (to piss), she said:
go to the toilet. I say you not understand
me, I want two pieces (to piss) on my plate,
she said you better not piss on the plate
you son of bitch! and I don't even know
the lady, and she called me son of bitch.

Later I go to eat at a big restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spool and a
knife but no fork I tell her I need the
fork (f*ck), she tell me everyone wanted
the f*ck, I tell her you don't understand,
I want the fork (f*ck) on the table, she said
you better not f*ck on the table, you son
of bitch!

So I go back to my home in the hotel,
and it's no sheet on the bed, called
the manager, and I tell him I want the sheet,
he tell me go to the toilet, I said you
don't understand, I want to sheet (shit)
on my bed, he said you better not shit
on my bed, you son of bitch!

I go to the check out, the man at the
desk said: peace on you, I said, piss on
you two, you son of bitch

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