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Pre-Nuptial Agreements

shenzhou(6号)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.

The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.

"I'll only marry you under three conditions."

"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.

"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."

A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / Pre-Nuptial Agreements -shenzhou(6号); 2007-9-21 {1670} (#3946953@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.

    The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.

    "I'll only marry you under three conditions."

    "Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

    "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

    Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

    The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

    "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

    The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

    The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.

    "Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."

    A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • the ambassador turns out to be descendant of horse, lol -geoguy(忙累了，休息一下); 2007-9-21 (#3946988@0)
      • or donkey -shenzhou(6号); 2007-9-21 (#3947020@0)
    • three wishes -shenzhou(6号); 2007-9-26 {499} (#3955158@0)
      One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.

      ''I wish I was 21 and beautiful!'' The wish is instantly granted.

      ''I wish I had a million dollars!'' The wish is granted.

      ''I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was madly in love with me.'' The wish is granted. The now young lady and her man go inside. They start to cuddle, and the man looks at her.

      ''Aren't you upset that you had me fixed?''
    • If you can cash it , you can spend it -shenzhou(6号); 2007-9-26 {1318} (#3955183@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

      And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

      Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

      When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

      She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

      So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,

      "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

      "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

      "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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