×

Loading...
Ad by
  • 最优利率和cashback可以申请特批,好信用好收入offer更好。请点链接扫码加微信咨询,Scotiabank -- Nick Zhang 6478812600。
Ad by
  • 最优利率和cashback可以申请特批,好信用好收入offer更好。请点链接扫码加微信咨询,Scotiabank -- Nick Zhang 6478812600。

You Have Been Hoodwinked (6)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


------------------GOLF--------------------------
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players!

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly -- or start cheating.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice - once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
Report

Replies, comments and Discussions:

  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / You Have Been Hoodwinked (6)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

    What do people in China call their good plates?

    What do you call a male ladybug?

    What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

    Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

    If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

    Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

    If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on what happens?

    Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


    ------------------GOLF--------------------------
    In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

    The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.

    Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players!

    Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

    The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.

    There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly -- or start cheating.

    An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice - once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.

    Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.

    Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

    Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

    There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

    Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • "An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice - once before swinging, and once again, after swinging." xixi. & A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. Plus fresh air