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史上最强的中国式英语 (zt)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿   ~pF(
2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你?   Xq
3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you   t.;
   你不鸟我,我也不鸟你   |YjY
4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !   kPRgFR
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!   Kk
5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!   %Sd
   有事起奏,无事退朝   *
6 . you me you me   =GZ
   彼此彼此   I^&Z
7 . You Give Me Stop!!   '
   你给我站住!   h
8 . know is know noknow is noknow   <c
   知之为知之,不知为不知 …   A
9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹   J2E
10 .dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!   >=yHe3
  龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!   %
11 .American Chinese not enough   x
   美中不足   C
12 .one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die   JP
   车祸现场描述   Bds
13 . heart flower angry open   PW3A
   心花怒放   m5a-x
14 . go past no mistake past   52u[
   走过路过,不要错过   lBi%
15 .小明: I am sorry!   `]X~6B
   老外: I am sorry too!   ^BP_
   小明: I am sorry three!   IQW&;$
   老外: What are you sorry for?   k^4
   小明: I am sorry five!   SgP
16 . If you want money,I have no;   m
   if you want life,I have one!   3N"nk
   要钱没有,要命一条   3pb
17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.   fJ
   我叫李老大,今年 25 。   {'[
18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。   -IP*
19 . as far as you go to die   PC
   有多远,死多远!! ! !   }@0
20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / English / 史上最强的中国式英语 (zt)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿   ~pF(
    2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你?   Xq
    3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you   t.;
       你不鸟我,我也不鸟你   |YjY
    4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !   kPRgFR
       你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!   Kk
    5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!   %Sd
       有事起奏,无事退朝   *
    6 . you me you me   =GZ
       彼此彼此   I^&Z
    7 . You Give Me Stop!!   '
       你给我站住!   h
    8 . know is know noknow is noknow   <c
       知之为知之,不知为不知 …   A
    9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹   J2E
    10 .dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!   >=yHe3
      龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!   %
    11 .American Chinese not enough   x
       美中不足   C
    12 .one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die   JP
       车祸现场描述   Bds
    13 . heart flower angry open   PW3A
       心花怒放   m5a-x
    14 . go past no mistake past   52u[
       走过路过,不要错过   lBi%
    15 .小明: I am sorry!   `]X~6B
       老外: I am sorry too!   ^BP_
       小明: I am sorry three!   IQW&;$
       老外: What are you sorry for?   k^4
       小明: I am sorry five!   SgP
    16 . If you want money,I have no;   m
       if you want life,I have one!   3N"nk
       要钱没有,要命一条   3pb
    17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.   fJ
       我叫李老大,今年 25 。   {'[
    18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。   -IP*
    19 . as far as you go to die   PC
       有多远,死多远!! ! !   }@0
    20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • u r poor or not.
    • 笑翻
    • up!
    • It's very nice