本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Nobody could be this stupid. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

1, On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

2. On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)

3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how. .

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)

5. On Tesco抯 Tiraniisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too latel)

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows the day.. .

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't this save even more time?)

8. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope)

9. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

10. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts." (NEWS FLASH)

12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta.)

13. On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?...Good grief)

14. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine." (Hey no more swimming in the washing machine, kids)更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net