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01.HEAVEN is when you have
An American salary
A British house
Chinese food
A German car
And a Latin wife
02.HELL is when you have
An American car
A British wife
A Chinese house
German food
And a Latin salary
人生数学
01.ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man+smart woman=Romance
Smart man+dumb woman=affair
Dumb man+smart woman=marriage
Dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy
02.OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss+smart employee=profit
Smart boss+dumb employee=production
Dumb boss+smart emplouee=promotion
Dumb boss+dumb employee=overtime
03.SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay 2$ for 1$ item he needs
A woman will pay 1$ for 2$ item that she doesn't need
女人最尖端的五个问题
The 5 toughest questions woman ask
1st.What are you thinking?
2nd.Do you love me?
3rd.Do I look fat?
4th.Do you think she is prettier than me?
5th.What would you do if I died?
恋爱与婚姻
love is holding hands in the street ,marriage is holding arguments in the street.
恋爱是(两个人)在街上牵手,而结婚是(两个人) 在街上争吵.
love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant,marriage is chinese take-out .
恋爱是喜爱的餐馆吃两个的晚餐,而婚姻就是要吃(便宜的)中餐外来.
love is cuddling on a sofa ,marriage is deciding on a sofa.
恋爱是（两个人)搂抱依偎在沙发上,而结婚却是(两个人) 在沙发上盘算怎么过日子.
love is talking about having children ,marriage is talking about geting away from children
恋爱是(两个人)谈论着(怎么)怀有孩子,而婚姻是(两个人)谈论着(怎么)避开孩子
love is going to bed early,marriage is going to sleep early.
恋爱是早一点上床,而婚姻是早一点睡觉.
love is losing your appetite,marriage is losing your figure.
恋爱使你忘了食欲,而婚姻使你失去了体型
love is drink and 2 straws ,marriage is "Don't you think you 've had enough?"
恋爱是罐饮料带着两根吸管,而婚姻却是"你难道不认为你喝够了吗?"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net